Talking to Myself

Turns out I'm the mom most likely to teach the neighborhood kids how to swear.

No one threw up or cried today. It was good.

Precariously stepping through Lego minefields since 2005.

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Always finish the bottle of wine. Your mama didn't raise a quitter.

Some people are the reason you smile. Others are the reson you drink.